Friday, April 18, 2008

pornication.

semesters depress me.muchly.the body clock has gone awry and refuses to readjust;which leaves me in a very wakeful state at the most unearthly hours.something i would have appreciated had i been given the task of watching lizards mate.its a most fascinating thing to watch,by the way.also the act of shooing trespassers off their den makes for an intriguing viewing.
instead,i am expected to mug cartloads of xerox material.something i,as has become very apparent by now,am not very adept in.the bed remains strewn with odd pieces of paper,stacks of diaries,a very discolored umbrella,some dogeared reading material.i barely manage to fit in the midst of all this everynight,inefficiently squirming my way through threadbare jholas,umbrellas and empty bottles.
its time i treated myself to some nice 'mills and boons'.given my life has hit an all time low,and will continue doing so for sometime,i could really do with some porn:)

25 comments:

Aphrodite said...

aha....porn aye....mills and boons diyeo kaaj chole jabe....;)

Pongy Papaya said...

so u'll forsake it soon enough nah?
so this wakefulness too shall pass!!
and ekhon toh tiktiki der e season..
btw chata ta diye ki korish re? and i love ur jhola,the very mention of it and the chata.
and cartons of photocopy..apt!apt!apt!
they suck!
the evaluation is based on who mugs better so i've stopped caring about marks.

loony girl said...

since i face the same dilemma, i have surfed far and wide and come up with this. i think u shall be rather delighted with the hilarious contents the page has to offer! ;)

http://adult-sex-games.com/

Llama said...

It's weird how so many people have been thinking of returning to Mills and Boons recently. You're the third in 2 weeks.

All that xerox material, books etc. just seem to multiply when the exams come around. Well, it'll soon be over... that's some consolation.

little boxes said...

hmmm...exam shamne na poro poro
*evil laugh*

coffee stain said...

porn kintu porikha'r aage concentration bariye daaye :P
but two lizards mating...... ki horrific fetish :P

Llama said...

Blogrolled you. It was becoming a li'l difficult going through coffee stain's blog to get to you.

~Moo-lah Buz!nezzz~ said...

I always liked semester time,it gives u a different unearthly feeling.....
....and thanks to ur blog,it explains ur orkut display picture!!

onnesha said...

@aphrodite-precisely!
@pongy papaya-u gotta see it to believe.the jhola the chhata all literally are strewn all across the bed.it aint a pretty picture,though!
@solo-oh thankee thankee.(and to think u were my 'mommy' at one point!such times we have now.mommy giving daughter links to panu sites.haw!
@poojo-ye bebe.those will never go out of trend.such explicit imageries those have!
@lil boxes-heshona.tomaro ekdin hobe:|
@coffee stain-why shud it be a horrific fetish.its the most gripping thing i have been subjected to watching offlate.
@poojo-thankee.i have,too:P
@moolah-sems were 'fun'?wat were you?dexter boy genius???:O

Bone said...

eto jobless holey blog korish na keno aaro regularly?

ad libber said...

Porn, mills and boons, aren't they the same thing? I do remember my first proper being a Mills and Boons. Though they talked about flowers and things. Any baby lizards in the way? Will you be naming them?

Anonymous said...

instead of xeroxes, you should have stuck to writing each and every page of note...like you did before...
that would have killed a lotta time...

onnesha said...

@if-jobless koi.eito tiktiki mating dekhchi:P
@ad libber-lets not get started again.but then i could name one of them sunayni:P(i see controversies raking again)
@inihos-i know man!thoje were da dayj.

loony girl said...

dear daughter, tho i mite have stopped communictin with u like the old days, i still care. and being the liberal woman i am, i shall not deny you what you crave fr and deserve to know!
those were ridiculous and hilarious games...not really porn.. tai khoob ekta noshto korchi na toke!
btw, becht of laack! phor eggjams!

~Moo-lah Buz!nezzz~ said...

Im a geek,and proud!

~Moo-lah Buz!nezzz~ said...

Im a geek,and proud!

onnesha said...

@solo-u too,mommy.go kick some fat ass!
@moo-aaw u conceited geeko;)

kyamaloom said...

youporndotcom. ;D

darkling said...

u r studying tooo much !!! uff...porn chai beti?????

crystal claire said...

lol.....porn during exams? :D:D

Anonymous said...

porn during exam does somehow increase ones concentrating abilities... :)

onnesha said...

@sutta =)
@darkling-:O
@crystal-:D
@firewhiskey-:)

ad libber said...

22 comments? how? how? how?
I die a thousand deaths trying to get even 17 :(
Gah

onnesha said...

@adlib-woman.u have far exceeded 22a lot many times.besidse u have chennai dudes offering to walk with u in the morning.u dont talk:|

causticji said...

Are u in Cal? in that case, u can also call this post 'Calipornication' :D And in case you're not an engg. student, there's a sea of weird notes and a lifetime of experiences u're missing out on :|